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In 1929, Charles Mitchell sold the rags-to-riches dream while radio towers broadcast promises of prosperity. Today, Jensen Huang does the same while AI promises to transform everything. Both eras share indiscriminate spending, puppet masters whispering to presidents, and millions believing the future arrives on schedule. History doesn't repeat—it rhymes. And we're dancing to the same deadly tune.
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Warren Buffett retires after delivering 5,500,000% returns over six decades. The ultimate irony? This tech-averse Oracle who avoided computers and didn't own an iPhone until 2018 just executed history's greatest tech trade—turning $36 billion into $127 billion with Apple. His final act proves wisdom trumps sophistication every time.
Notes Beyond the Map 